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Mine Demotivational Poster


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
5uperb!


RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.


TAGS: rap music eminem rapper
Rating: 4.08/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:44 pm
...At least in the "Gangsta" form of it.


MISS ME YET -


TAGS: not mine came in an email but had to post
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:59 pm
Hell No! And Politi-Fail!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:33 pm
Politifake now equals 1 lion sorry
Lederhosen - October 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
no
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:22 pm
Sean I was just talking crazy! You go on and chase Politif***ers all you want! You're good at it. I tend to get all spun up. You on the other hand, kill 'em with funny.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:16 pm
Wooowww, MO. I'm good. No more of that for tonight. Promise.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 10:08 pm
I think Reagan might be a little past the useful zombie date, but you'd have to check with EGD to be sure.
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:06 pm
Awww crap! There goes the wabbit. Someone go chase him down and pull him off that polit-a-timmy's leg. And then kick the timmy in the spuds.....
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:00 pm
Pussies go caps lock. Would Reagan have ever used caps lock? I don't think so -- his astrologer told him computers are bad luck.
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
REAGAN WASNT A p**** LIKE THE DEMOCRATS
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:56 pm
So why would that matter to you? p.s OBAMA SUCKS BRING BACK REAGAN
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not even slightly... and I dont even live in America...
ILB - September 27, 2009, 11:17 am
hahaha are you serious?
me - September 25, 2009, 2:32 pm
Omg YES! Obama's gotta go!
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:12 pm
Nope.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:54 am
Yes Reagan ... bigger gov't, higher taxes, more regulation, higher gov't spending ... he was a hell of a democrat.
Preacher Man - September 25, 2009, 3:36 am
Miss you? Yeah, but our aim is getting better. The only Republican worth missing in the last 40 years was Reagan. Now there was a real President.
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:13 am
Definitely.


STONEHENGE - Minecraft for druids


TAGS: minecraft stonehenge
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
1L for appealing to Reality Lord.
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
It is a bit of a niche target but I've had a minecraft idea stuck in my head and needed to get it out. I have anther poster but like you said. limited appeal.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:10 am

i'm a gamer and know what minecraft is. you get a 5l from me but good luck appealing to the larger audience.


TENACITY -




KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.


TAGS: starbucks make mine a double
Rating: 4/5

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 11:14 am
yep, that's how my wife takes it. 5 lol's


Obama. Keeping it Real -




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


BOREDOM - What you do after you've even beaten Minesweeper


TAGS: boredom minesweeper
Rating: 1.46/5

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Anonymous2 - August 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
That's easy, you go for the wraparound version. There's videos on youtube for how to do it.


OVER THE COUNTER LSD - Yeah, Mom, I'm feeling a little nausea...Holy Bejeezus...Lights!




PLAYING WITH YOUR PET ROCK -


TAGS: i named mine bob
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:33 pm
My brain almost started to hurt when I saw the picture, but the "instructions" made it all better. Lol! I can't believe anyone fell for that.


WHY -




EMINEM -


TAGS: slim shady eminem
Rating: 3.5/5

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SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:37 pm
this is funny and under rated 5L


SCHNITZENGRUBEN -


TAGS: 15 is mine
Rating: 4.09/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:19 pm
...but Mel Brooks rocks. ;)
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 6:19 pm
Baby, please! I am not from Havana. ...5L
forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:18 pm
yes! wondered about the term Schnitzelgruben. First I thought this was a missunderstood "Schützengraben" (trench - what would fit to the pic). Google then guided me to "15 is my limit" and Blazing Saddles. Unfortunately I don't know this movie...
Airman - September 27, 2010, 6:09 pm
well I hope Google guided you to Blazing Saddles
forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:02 pm
never heard of that before but google helped me.


MISSION - Fails.




SOME PEOPLE ARE LUCKY - but some people just are not


TAGS: epic fail game minesweeper computer
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by nettimato

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:13 pm
This motifake explains in few words full well why I despise minesweeper. Sucked at it as a child and as an adult.
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
I actually think i was arguing about minesweeper, and i was wrong. Hows that for a kick in the ball sack
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:57 pm
LOL! Hell of a wake-up call.
crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 3:56 pm
Wow, we're arguing about minesweeper on the internet, for a minute there I thought my life was meaningless. =)
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 2:56 pm
If you look in the upper right hand corner, you will see that he is playing a custom game with only 1 mine. Thats why only 1 shows up
Sean - May 2, 2010, 1:38 pm
Unless I miss my guess, once you hit a mine, all the remaining ones also are exposed. No? But the pic would not be nearly as funny that way (I just tried to duplicate it on my computer, and after restarting the game, it's easy to find a mine to pick).
Zerratic - May 2, 2010, 6:52 am
Actuall you can, if you mark one mine on the field first, then remove the mark and click. This is fake though, 'coz the indicator says there are 10 mines left, yet not more than one is shown on "game over"
Claire - May 1, 2010, 8:33 pm
I lol'd.
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
Ha Ha!! 4L


PURPLE -


TAGS: show me yours i will show you mine
Rating: 3.88/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:56 pm
Grandpa always said it was an enemy marksmanship medal. Still, I'll give anyone respect if they served.
fred - February 10, 2010, 5:02 am
Must be for Apiata!


SUBTLETY - Not really necessary here




THE CLAYMORE MINE -


TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer


SITUATIONAL AWARNESS - It's always best to look before you... leap




JUST WAIT AND SEE -


TAGS: imminent robot bind
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 13, 2011, 3:32 am
5 bones
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm
Thank you both!
the1stCOMMI3 - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm
this is perfect for my boss's office
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great poster.
Reality Lord - May 12, 2011, 6:15 pm

nice


EXCUSE ME -


TAGS: cashier register tupac eminem 50 cents
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2011, 12:37 am
From the look of what's in stock, you could be waiting a while, thank goodness.


MINE -


TAGS: mine mine mine mine nemo
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
LOL!


THE WAR ON TERROR -




CHOKING -




MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT RULE #131 - Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once




Paragliding -




YOU'LL PROBABLY TELL HIM -


TAGS: parenting baby landmines
Rating: 4.76/5

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Derek - January 30, 2011, 4:03 pm
Especially if there's a sign saying "mines"
spacedog - January 28, 2011, 4:33 pm
5 unavoidable lions.
GySgt1811 - January 28, 2011, 3:42 pm
"...and still he'll stick his fingers in the fan." John Sebastian 5 Lovin' Spoonfuls


SO BLOW ME A KISS - and that's lucky too


TAGS: chim chiminee
Rating: 4.73/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
classic
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 1:53 pm
LOL 5L


Destiny -




THE REAL 99% -




DOMINEERING -


TAGS: domineering strong woman
Rating: 4.35/5

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GaryO - November 7, 2012, 4:32 pm
It happens….5L for sharing…Woof
Greeny - November 7, 2012, 6:16 am
See? The couch isn't so bad...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2012, 7:26 pm
Thanks!
Sho - November 6, 2012, 10:39 am
5 and fav'd because brilliant XD


MENTAL ILLNESS - You need to have your head examined...




SIXTEEN TONS - "Some people say a man is made outta mud A poor man's made outta muscle and blood" Why's the guy in the midle smiling?


TAGS: coal miners coalmine tennessee ford compagny
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - July 4, 2010, 8:33 pm
The guy in the middle is smiling because he farted.
thatonechick - July 4, 2010, 10:51 am
No problem... this is a common issue, believe me. LoL! We'd be taking down and re-posting three fourths of these posters if we did it, you see...
MFS - July 4, 2010, 10:49 am
Ok thanks for letting me know. have a great day1
thatonechick - July 4, 2010, 10:45 am
Because we are not your editors... Once a poster is approved, it's here to stay. Sorry, no duplicates for spelling corrections.
MFS - July 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Hi. I tried to readmid this one with the spelling corected but somehow nobody even noticed it?


WHEN YOU SEE IT -


TAGS: mot mine mother nature smile face
Rating: 3.56/5

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riffraff - January 2, 2010, 12:32 am
shopped.
SamV - October 22, 2009, 1:17 pm
Great now it wont go away!!! Make it go back!
rerun - August 1, 2009, 11:48 am

that is it. I thought it was pretty cool.
Me,Myself and I - August 1, 2009, 11:22 am
You mean the natural rock formation of the cliff looks like a face?


RATTLESNAKES -


TAGS: rattlesnake land mine
Rating: 3.47/5

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MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 12:21 am
Or incredibly stupid.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:19 am
A few of my youthful companeros claimed they were immune to rattler-induced adrenaline spikes. Bull****. If they don't start your heart, you'd best be sitting on a couch watching tv.
LD0ne - September 16, 2009, 11:06 am
i agree.. they always make me stop in my tracks when i hear one.. real easy way to get your attention
... - June 23, 2009, 11:04 am
I wouldn't say that they are landmines, since if they are aware they give you a warning before exploding. But d*** are they frightening.


THIS IS MINECRAFT - Real version




BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!




MINEFIELD DUTY - Someone's just been excused




JUST GO OUT A LITTLE FURTHER -




GOD DAMN IT - When ya just can't catch a break




Possibilities -


TAGS: lighthouse prominence warning position
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:05 pm
Too real, dawg, too damm real
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Phew, 5L good to know. Now there won't be as many to beat off with a stick...tiring work ya know.


Determination -




The Look -


TAGS: hats man costume determines
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 31, 2013, 10:25 pm
Thanks mao...hope you had a nice Christmas.
maoworks2 - December 14, 2013, 10:47 am
Good One MissPriss Merry Christmas.


Loons -




Workin' It -




GOOD LUCK WITH THAT -


TAGS: nice determined dog
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - February 24, 2013, 7:06 pm
Effing WOOF!


THE SURFACE STOPS YOU FROM GOING FURTHER... -




WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP - But they can wrap!


TAGS: eminem presents
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 4:19 am
Yer welcome :-)
MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 4:14 am
Well I want to thank you for the idea. Thanks for giving it a read.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2012, 1:09 am
I like the pun here :-)


Determination -


TAGS: woman gun determined
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Looks more like a redneck fishin' to me.


LOOK AT YOUR MOTIFAKES -


TAGS: now look at mine old spice motifake long poster day hooray pzy
Rating: 4.44/5

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CANADA - November 4, 2010, 5:25 pm
nice spin on that commercial
motinet - November 4, 2010, 4:02 pm

Brilliant!
HammerofHeeb - October 29, 2010, 7:47 am
I love these commercials. And you didn't crap it up. Hi-5, yes!
Zealot - October 28, 2010, 9:54 pm
/tip hat to gentlemen pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:38 pm
they have those commercials down there? this took thought and planning, nice job on the topic. 5L
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 8:19 pm
Now I'll think of a real epic bad motifake so I get featured in the sequel where you'll be on an elephant!
angelous - October 28, 2010, 7:58 pm
WOW, that's a 5L. Do u work too? just sayin' LOL.
TheTrashHeap - October 28, 2010, 7:39 pm
Not diggin this particular poster.
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 7:37 pm
thanks guys. i wasn't sure how this would turn out. i'd never really tried doing a long poster from scratch
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 7:35 pm
lol well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 7:30 pm
Out of format, lots of pixels...you get 3 for funny +1 for you being on a horse after we made b********* jokes about you today. 4L


MINECRAFT - You've played for 300+ hours. Time to put that experience to good use.




Origami -


TAGS: minecraft origami fun foldable
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sho - July 10, 2013, 2:16 am
Oh. I should play Minecraft more I guess
numanuma3233 - June 21, 2013, 10:02 am
Sho, that is a Minecraft skin that you can wear in Minecraft.
Sho - June 20, 2013, 6:56 pm
what is that?


Trapped Miners -


TAGS: trapped miners eyes dark
Rating: 3.67/5

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Ashson - May 18, 2014, 7:25 pm
I'm out of touch. Hadn't heard. This is an old motivator from when some New Zealand miners were trapped and rescued.
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:26 pm
Poorly timed with death toll at over 300 at the recent mine incident. Prefer to leave a comment rather than a vote.


EMINEM -




MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


HURT -


TAGS: mine only witch broken heart
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

jig - January 14, 2012, 4:51 pm
Doesn't look like an emo (I'm sure she's beautiful under the make up)


SURVIVAL -




EMINEM - Has a new opponent in the rap game


TAGS: eminem rapgame opponent
Rating: 2.88/5


JANUARY 2, 2010 - After having spent the holidays with Narutarded and her fiancee Jessica, Amina tells her new "best friend" Sara that she no longer physically desires anyone that has a Y-chromasome.


TAGS: when it comes to risque poster ideas the comments section is a gold mine
Rating: 2.82/5

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LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
Wow and I have been wasting my time on naughtyfake fap fap fap
Narutarded - October 13, 2009, 9:00 am
Depends on how you wear them. ;)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
O_O I'm not sure, but I think this conversation has reached a new level of epic.
amina - October 12, 2009, 3:37 pm
do handcuffs count as an outfit???
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 8:03 am
Sorry, I was too busy imagining what you and Sara would be doing that night. And just out of curiosity, what's your favorite "playtime" outfit?
amina - October 11, 2009, 10:21 pm
I'm surprised Naru hasn't made a witty remark about this yet ;)


PLAGIARISM IS -




SMOKING - to avoid death, don't smoke the whole thing


TAGS: c usersyuriydesktopmine new folder 3 hjgjhgjhbkhjk jpg
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:13 am
Even better, don't light it - lasts for ages!


SO CLOSE - And yet so far.


TAGS: minesweeper
Rating: 2.21/5

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DreMagnum - March 6, 2009, 3:15 pm
Yeah this dude failed pretty badly.
Durka Durka - December 8, 2008, 2:05 am
This one was just stupidity. Look at the one just to the right of the screw-up...you can tell where the mine is :/
Shtoink - December 1, 2008, 3:40 am
ive done that before :( a couple times it was crap on the wheel of the mouse and i misclicked, the others were just stupidity


What were you doing at the mine earlier? -


TAGS: mine fanatics horror scary
Rating: 2.14/5

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getuppunk - June 18, 2013, 11:28 pm
I will check it out... Thank you for liking some of them... And yes I understand it all should nt be about our site... thanks again
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:14 pm
Oh wow! I can now say ph**uk.
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
or something similar to that would have made a cool creepy one. Check out "theshivers" on the link list as well. I think they would be dying to meet you. (pun intended) but by all means spread the good stuff and cut the crap ones, please.
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 10:59 pm
To be honest, I like the ph**os you use on all of your work. I think your site advertising posters are lame. The ones that you make without trying to pimp your site are good. (compliment sandwich...) If the red part said, "playing H&S w/kids"CONT>


MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.




LOL - yea it matters that much


TAGS: this is mine o
Rating: 1.45/5

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FIND SOME DIAMOND - Fall into Lava


TAGS: minecraft diamond lava
Rating: 1.4/5

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Sho - October 4, 2012, 11:26 am
Creating and/or posting meme's doesn't really "score" high here


BIEBER FEST - Say it seven times fast.




Round and round and round we go... -


TAGS: gettin dizzy need dramamine
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 21, 2016, 2:45 pm
LOL clever. ^^^^^ Up


Honesty -


TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


BUILDING A HOUSE IN MINECRAFT -


TAGS: house minecraft drhouse
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:13 am
I wonder if you can actually do this? Hmmmmmmmm . . . 5 inspired lions!


All Your Tacos -


TAGS: tacos mine
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 10, 2016, 10:18 pm

Oh, Swamp...just, ohhhhhh (retch)


90s -




Mine, MINE! -




Knuckles -


TAGS: white knuckles anger annoyed pantomine
Rating: 4.57/5

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JesusWept - January 26, 2015, 7:04 pm
Thanks
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:15 am
Left elbow up and back with enthusiasm! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 6:30 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - January 24, 2015, 5:28 pm

I love the subtlety of this. 5L
EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2015, 5:05 pm
LOUDER!


"Maybe if I back away slowly... -




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